Definitions by dietxrich

mexican lottery 

When you get two sodas from a vending machine for the price of one.

Guy 1:Bro i just won the mexican lottery want a snapple

Guy 2: yhea thanks man

mexican lottery by dietxrich January 26, 2010

douche plates 

The large plastic plates at the gym that look heavy but are actually very light.

guy 1:look at that guy benching over there what a beast!

Guy 2:Nah thats just forty pounds he's using the douche plates.

douche plates by dietxrich May 18, 2009