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penis engineering

The field of engineering that focuses on the development of larger and curvier schlongs.
Joel: What field are you looking to go into Lexi?

Lexi: I was looking into penis engineering but it's quite the load and I don't think I can handle it
by buttholelover69 February 11, 2014
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Goose Engine

Whooo-eee it sure is hot out here Joan. I gotta get up and air out the ol' goose engine.

This goose engine hasn't taken flight in some time now.
by Melawesomeous July 16, 2016
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central elgin collegiate institute

Central Elgin Collegiate Institute is considered the smart preppy school in st. thomas ontario also known as st sketch. However, it’s sctually full of hidden stoners and wannabe bad boys that hang out at the west doors. It’s also full of cat ear wearing out casts, shitty sports teams, brutal colour house assembly’s, and a great enriched program which allows students to think they’re smart and allow the normal ones to make fun of them. The staff are literally amazing it’s too bad they have to deal with people fucking and hot boxing the gender neutral bathroom. it’s great 4 years if you can make it through without getting drunk at a school dance, watching a drug deal go down, or getting pregnant.
she went to central elgin collegiate institute (CECI) she’s probably smart and boring
by ceci grad 2017 December 28, 2017
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Sidewalk Engineer

Sidewalk engineer
A pedestrian who stops and observes any large construction project out of curiosity, or entertainment. In New York City, some large construction projects even have openings or windows in the protective wooden fences to allow people to watch.
Philip always stops at construction sites to learn what is going on due to his curiosity. He's a real sidewalk engineer.
by Morganthedog September 21, 2019
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Zulu Engineering

Similar to Afro Engineering in sophistication, but worlds apart from common Ni**er Rigging, when it comes to an expectidly temporary, semi-spontaneous solution to a relatively complex mechanical problem.
WFT! The goddam drive shaft bearing just failed and he fixed it with bread twisters, band aids and KY Jelly!
Yup. That ain't just everyday Ni**er Rigging. What you've got there is some genuine Zulu Engineering.

Nevertheless, I hope we're close to home. Sumpin' smells funny.
by YAWA May 13, 2021
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Southern Engineering

Billy Jo used some southern engineering to make that piece of shit square body run.
by Unholy Terror October 15, 2021
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aero engine

Damn bro! You got an aero engine down there
by 5f2 January 19, 2022
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