Kimmi.dees

Pillow Princess

Kimmi.dees is smoking hot but a total pillow princess. She’ll just lay on the bed and expect me to do all the work.

by Kimmi.dees October 28, 2022

preesho deesho

slang term (coined by james lashley of klein tx) meaning thank you

here’s your water,

aye yo preesho deesho that brewski

by rebeccahammond12 February 24, 2023

No deet

An incredibly powerful repellent made of spoiled milk. Does not contain any DEET as the name implies. If used it will kill everything within fifteen miles from pure stinky power alone.

Gerry sprayed some no deet on his leg, now he's a dinosaur.

by Wacky fella April 25, 2023

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You want to graduate, but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me anytime
Just ring, 3-6-2-4-3-6, hey
I lead a life of crime
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start, fella
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball, hey
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (oh)

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Oh yeah
If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your back door man, woo
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (yeah)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
(Done dirt cheap)
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
(Done dirt cheap)
Do anything you want me to
(Done dirt cheap)
(Dirty deeds)
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds
(Done dirt cheap)
Yeah

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

by Death Menace August 16, 2023

Skeedley deet

Leave somewhere quickly, sometimes skedaddle.

1: *Witnesses 2 doing something scary*
2: *sees 1* ...
1: ...Ima Skeedley deet.

by I Fried A Sign August 28, 2023

Dirty Deeks

To watch someone masturbate to a climax, then start fucking them mid-orgasm.

I was cumming so hard then he Dirty Deeks me and I couldn't stop orgasming

by 0ne Eyed Bill June 1, 2023

Bryson Deese Nuts

Schmeat

Bryson deese nuts….. he’s got the schmeats.

by Bryson’s boyfriend February 16, 2024