Crypto

shorthand for crypto-currencies such as Bitcoin

If my country's next to economically collapse, I'm buying crypto!

by praxguy July 31, 2015

cryptic

short for wordcrypticharrasser/word

by Mark November 8, 2003

CryptIRC

Possibly the most worthless channel in the whole SwiftIRC IRC network. It's usually infested with poorniggers and other assortments of niggers. Note though, it has a single active female user, 2 males, 5 12-YOs and the rest are niggers.

Where the hell is mark? - Did you look for him in CryptIRC? - Yes, goddammit, where's that poornigger?!

by Barak Shelef June 26, 2008

cryptopsy

cutting up dead people

who were you cryptopsing last night?

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

criptard

one who is retarded to the max..with the added insult of them also being a crip
gumby and fat can also be added to criptard to increase embarasment..fat* gumby* criptard

Rob-Oi look at that dikhed
Gaz- Yeah i know man
Rob- who dus that fat gumby criptard think he is?
Gaz- i dunno but he sure is criptarded

by robdogggggg June 7, 2007

craptastic

A humourus way to bring the over-enthusiastic person back down to earth.

Rob: "This is going to be the best thing ever!"

Patty: "Craptastic!"

by Rob November 18, 2003

craptop

Any laptop which impedes your performance as a professional gamer.

I'd whup your POSDWTC single handedly if it weren't for this damn craptop!

by Cheerio February 23, 2003