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Trash Compactor

The act of shitting in someone's mouth, then jamming it really far down there with your cock.
I shit in Konnor's mouth then gave him the old trash compactor because he tried to spit it out.
by Erin Dillbeque December 13, 2009
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compaq

The invention-free PC marketing company that attempted to acquire some brains by buying Digital Equipment Corporation but failed to layoff all of themselves at the same time... so now they all got sucked up by HP and COMPAQ is dead.
Maybe Enron should pull a COMPAQ and buy Saudia-Arabia.
by RichyDee March 3, 2003
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compact disk

The improper spelling of "compact disc". If you ever say "disk" when reffering to any flat circular object, being it a piece of media or not, then you are wrong, and deserve to die for being a FUCKING IDIOT.
"I have soooo many compact disks, and I love taking it up the shitpipe!"
by The King August 30, 2003
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Battlefield: Bad Company

Battlefield: Bad Company (also known as Bad Company or BF: BC) is a first-person shooter developed at EA DICE, released in the U.S. on June 23 2008 3 for ...
Battlefield: Bad Company (also known as Bad Company or BF: BC) is a first-person shooter developed at EA DICE, released in the U.S. on June 23 2008 3 for ...
by BFBC October 8, 2008
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Three's company

I had TWO girls over last night, Three's Company!
by star8706 November 7, 2003
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comfy

-white days in winter
-narnia
-a memory foam mattress covered in lilac jersey sheets and multiple used comforters and pillow cases on several pillows located in between two windows, covered in sheer colorful curtains, facing a deep wood in a sparkley ice blue room with icy accents sporadically placed among the room, a furry red cat lay at the end of the bed, a gray day.
-hot chocolate, a frigged, icy, snowy day in december.
-eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, a rainy day.
-sharing below zero nights outdoors with a meteor shower.
-pj shorts, big old shirt, floor bed, practical magic, velveeta, open blinds, rainy day.
To be comfy is to be happily sleepy and at peace with one's night mask.
by wee gee November 7, 2007
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company

Reference made to other people, usually who are not important or cool enough to explicitly name; those who fall into the background but are still worth hanging out with because of their potential or willingness to be gophers...

Note: it is possible to elevate yourself from this lower-level position ("company") to a higher status but it requires pleasing members of the upper echelon!
Cool Girl#1: Yo, let's have an end-of-summer party.

Cool Dude#1: Great idea. Let's be sure to email lots of people.

Cool Girl #1: Yeah...I'll invite Cool Girl #2, Cool Guy #2, Cool Girl #3, Cool Guy #4...and company.

Cool Dude #1: Nice but I hope they don't bring the any fobs, momo's or chicken wings.
by RJB! August 26, 2009
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