Skip to main content

woogie chode

The slightly more hairy, elongated and oblong offset version of a chode. Some times refered to as, the ugly chode, afro chode, and in extreme cases, the fatling chode. The vulgur use of this chode is rarely seen in modern chode dialect, but in the old days, it was more commonly used as an insult.
1. My chode looks like chewbaca, it's a woogie chode.

2. Hey, sit down on my woogie chode and I'll slip it in sideways.

3. Dude, stop being such a fatling chode!
by Mansex Extraordinaire October 20, 2004
mugGet the woogie chode mug.

chode slap

to put your hand in your pants, rub your nuts, and then take your hand back out and slap someone in the face
Charlie chode slapped me in the face because I called his girlfriend a trick ass ho.
by Craven Cox February 25, 2005
mugGet the chode slap mug.

chode lettuce

Used to describe the bunched up chode hairs that gather in one's chode/gooch region that have begun to fester with signs of mold and greening on the tips
Dawg, Rick's chode lettuce is collecting dingle berries and you could see the lumps in his pants!
by Hurman January 5, 2008
mugGet the chode lettuce mug.

Saggy Chode

Saggy Chode: A Short stubie fat meaty penis that sags to the floor with it's fuzzy ball sacks, when saggy may skwish together like meat sacks, the flavor is bitter and claimy with a hint of jew juice.
Eww Unice your saggy chode just slaped my face, you got juice everywere.
by Priscilla P August 27, 2008
mugGet the Saggy Chode mug.

Chode huffer

A person who brown noses, or kisses ass. A suck up or teachers pet.
When Frank, told the teacher that she forgot to give us home work he was just chode huffing. Chode huffer
by Facey Mcfuck October 16, 2008
mugGet the Chode huffer mug.

Chode

A dick wider than it is long.
Jim couldn't fit his Chode into Jenna's mouth.
by CokRubbin May 20, 2015
mugGet the Chode mug.

chode

a dick thats as wide as its long, really common in fat people.
guy 1. dude, see that fat guy hitting on those little kids.
guy 2. i bet he has a chode
guy 1. ikr!
by epinephrineaddict February 11, 2009
mugGet the chode mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email