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step above a cardboard box

(n.) 1. A domicile that is undersized, uncared for, and in a general state of disrepair unbecoming for human habitation (i.e. a drug den or a cheap slob's apartment). 2. An abandoned or condemned building.
1)
Man 1: "Did you hear Tony's out of the pokey and he's already back on the sauce?"

Man 2: "Yeah the bastard called me, but when I went to walk in and smelled the stench, I wasn't about to hang out at that step above a cardboard box."

2)
Bum 1: "I'm finally off these filthy streets."

Bum 2: (sarcastically) "Listen to Richie Rich over here. 'I'm so special. I'm living in a step above a cardboard box.' Oooh. Well I guess you're better than me now, aren't ya?"
by T.C. "The Chad" December 4, 2007
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Carnio

A large, fat man (usually clinically obese), that has a camp voice. He has few friends, and those he does have he uses to get what he wants.
Sarah 'Hey, what's his name? The fat one that seems to be rolling all over the place like, with a girly, camp gay voice?'

Dave: 'I'm not sure, I think It's a Carnio.'
by CoolMan2002 September 16, 2009
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cardinals fans

The annoying tourists that show up at Wrigley Field by way of Tour Bus every year when the Cardinals play the Cubs.
With all the cardinals fans around, I felt like I was at a retirement home or Disney World and not a baseball game.
by Tourists... April 7, 2005
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Cardiac Arrest

A crime when you make someone else's heart stop working on purpose. This can get you the maximum amount of years in prison, fines, and maybe even the death penalty.
Dude1: "Did you hear about that gym teacher going to prison?"
Dude2: "Yeah, apparently he got a lifetime sentence."
Dude1: "He committed Cardiac Arrest, he deserves it."
by Literally Anyone October 11, 2017
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Cardi B

Real name Belcalis Almanzar ( say that out loud and your furniture will start floating) Lived in the Bronx her whole life and was poor until she became a stripper. Then she got signed to a show Love and Hip Hop where her career TOOK OFF. Speaking of took off she met her soon to be baby daddy and husband offset from the band migos (consisting on Take off Quavo and Offset) Then she satrted making BOMB ASS MUSIC AND BECOMING THE MEME THAT SHE IS TODAY OKUUUUURRRRRRRRR
aye have you heard Cardi B 's new album Invasion of Privacy now streaming of Apple and Spotify OKURRRRRRRR
by iamcardib May 30, 2018
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cardiff

You're not Welsh, you're from Cardiff.
by Whippet May 19, 2005
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cardinal

Nickname of sports teams at Leland Stanfurd Junior University. Named after the color, hence teams are called "the cardinal" as opposed to "the Cardinals" The name was chosen due to a lack of creativity on campus after the "Indians" name was terminated due to political correctness.
Person 1: What's your favorite college football team?

Stanfurd Fan: The cardinal

Person 1: I asked for your favorite college football team, not your favorite color...
by StanfordJonah November 10, 2009
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