3 definitions by T.C. "The Chad"
(adj.) Horrible. Used to describe 1) a malicious or foul-tempered person or 2) an unacceptable situation or location.
1) That guy just cut me off and gave me the finger. What a jung bastard!
2) Buddy 1: No food, no beer, no girls. And this is the most nasty smelling place I've ever been in.
Buddy 2: Yeah, let's get the hell out of here. What a fuckin' jung house."
2) Buddy 1: No food, no beer, no girls. And this is the most nasty smelling place I've ever been in.
Buddy 2: Yeah, let's get the hell out of here. What a fuckin' jung house."
by T.C. "The Chad" November 11, 2007
(n.) 1. A domicile that is undersized, uncared for, and in a general state of disrepair unbecoming for human habitation (i.e. a drug den or a cheap slob's apartment). 2. An abandoned or condemned building.
1)
Man 1: "Did you hear Tony's out of the pokey and he's already back on the sauce?"
Man 2: "Yeah the bastard called me, but when I went to walk in and smelled the stench, I wasn't about to hang out at that step above a cardboard box."
2)
Bum 1: "I'm finally off these filthy streets."
Bum 2: (sarcastically) "Listen to Richie Rich over here. 'I'm so special. I'm living in a step above a cardboard box.' Oooh. Well I guess you're better than me now, aren't ya?"
Man 1: "Did you hear Tony's out of the pokey and he's already back on the sauce?"
Man 2: "Yeah the bastard called me, but when I went to walk in and smelled the stench, I wasn't about to hang out at that step above a cardboard box."
2)
Bum 1: "I'm finally off these filthy streets."
Bum 2: (sarcastically) "Listen to Richie Rich over here. 'I'm so special. I'm living in a step above a cardboard box.' Oooh. Well I guess you're better than me now, aren't ya?"
by T.C. "The Chad" November 11, 2007
(n.) A highly offensive odiferous emination, or smell (in layman's terms), named due to its close relation to the smell of a canine's anal cavity.
Worker 1: "Been sweatin' our asses off all day, and now we gotta sit in this truck for the next two hours."
Worker 2: "Yep. You rot. It's gonna be smellin' like updog in here real soon."
Worker 2: "Yep. You rot. It's gonna be smellin' like updog in here real soon."
by T.C. "The Chad" November 11, 2007