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Carnio

A large, fat man (usually clinically obese), that has a camp voice. He has few friends, and those he does have he uses to get what he wants.
Sarah 'Hey, what's his name? The fat one that seems to be rolling all over the place like, with a girly, camp gay voice?'

Dave: 'I'm not sure, I think It's a Carnio.'
by CoolMan2002 September 16, 2009
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carnival cruise

if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat
by henro50 February 18, 2013
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winter carnival

Michigan Technological University is located at the top of the UP in the Keweenaw peninsula. The student population is only 26% women, and the winter is so grueling (up to 360 inches of snow) that most people begin having mental breakdowns around mid february.

To make the students feel better about their lives at MTU, the school used a ploy developed by the psychology department, and created a Four night long drinking festival. The end result was that students hangovers were so horrible by the end of the festival that they forgot all about how much winter sucked and were able to make it to spring sanity intact.

do not attempt carnival if you are pregnant, have liver disease, or plan on living past 50.
by joegraz February 26, 2011
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Carnforth High

Carnforth High School is a shit show, yr11s are a fucking crease and you’ll probably get a sponge cake smacked in your face. Most of us “students” are in the toilets at break and lunch using our E-cigs to make ourselves look superior to the rest of the school, the teachers chat shit out there arse and if your depressed then your pretty much fucked cos no one will give a fuck. Everyone’s got beef and you’ll probably get asked by about 6 different yr7s if you’ve got a cig. Most the girls look fake as fuck and wear a foundation thats 3 shades darker than what they are. Lads are fucking dickheads and there’s probably a few diseases being past round to the thots and fuck boys of the school. Overall the school is just a pile of wank where you’ll leave as a drug addict and maybe a couple of gcses. Kids Probably sniff Ket of the toilet seats as well.
Carnforth high

the girl wanted to go to Carnforth high”

the girl went to Carnforth high”

The girl got clap from someone in Carnforth high”
by Gofuckyourselfdickwand April 9, 2019
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no carnival no games

when “Matty Fucking Smokes” was referring to his juul in the car; another saying for “No Cap” or “No Lid”.
me : yeooo this vape hits hard

friend : yeah bro, no carnival no games
by clawhey January 28, 2019
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cardiovascular bronchitis

The disease which inspired rapper Cardi B's name. She sounds so awful that it sounds like she has cardiovascular bronchitis
Joe: Man i've got this bad case of cardiovascular bronchitis.

Bob: Yeah you sound just like Cardi B
by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 14, 2018
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parisian carnival

During anal intercourse, preferably a three-way, having a female partner take an unused condom (deflated), and inserting it into another partner's anus; next, the condom is inflated with the first female's mouth while it is in the second female's anus; particularly skilled females can inflate the condom to the point of rupture
Dude, why won't my girlfriend do the parisian carnival with me?
by the parisian king November 26, 2006
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