Definitions by Whippet

slot 

Verb. To slot a drink means to down it or to at least drink it quickly.

Example 1: "Fuck we're late, slot it!"
Example 2: "I've got a massive hangover. Way too much slotting went on last night."

slot by Whippet June 5, 2005

cheshire

Contrary to other definitions, Cheshire is in fact a well-heeled and well-to-do county in the North(ish) of England. It is where people own Range Rovers, cows and occasionally large expanses of land. Also home to many Manchester United footballers.

"Cripes! Look how flat it is and how many cows there are. We must be in Cheshire."

cheshire by Whippet June 3, 2005

university of warwick 

A British campus university. Based, rather confusingly, just outside of Coventry and 10 miles away from Warwick, nearby towns include Leamington Spa and Kenilworth.

Academically sound (apart from Theatre Studies), socially inept and more corporate than Starbucks. But it's rich.

Very large Students Union, lots of waterfoul and a higher proportion of international students than is probably necessary. But they're rich too.

American Vice Chancellor who wants to take over the Far East and redefine himself in the image of Blofeld before he leaves; but that's OK because he's (probably) richer than everyone!

Interviewer: "Why did you choose Warwick?"
Interviewee: "Because Oxbridge didn't choose me! *sob*"

university of warwick by Whippet June 3, 2005

cardiff 

The English capital of Wales.

You're not Welsh, you're from Cardiff.

cardiff by Whippet May 19, 2005

arse curtains 

Underwear, specifically boxer shorts.

"I'm late for work, and I can't find a clean pair of arse curtains!"

arse curtains by Whippet August 6, 2004