Tourists...'s definitions

cardinals fans

The annoying tourists that show up at Wrigley Field by way of Tour Bus every year when the Cardinals play the Cubs.

With all the cardinals fans around, I felt like I was at a retirement home or Disney World and not a baseball game.

by Tourists... April 7, 2005

billy crystal

A person they show everytime a Yankees game is on television. He may have done something funny at one point, but that was too long ago, or too mediocre for me to remember.

It wouldn't be a Yankees game if we didn't get a shot of Billy Crystal sitting in a luxury box.

by Tourists... April 7, 2005

peter gammons

A red sox fan.

A person that believes David Ortiz is the most valuable player.

Ben Affleck is a bigger Peter Gammons than John Kerry, that was just for show. It didn't work.

That guy is such a Peter Gammons. Doesn't he know Vlad is the man?

by Tourists... April 7, 2005