cardinals fans

The annoying tourists that show up at Wrigley Field by way of Tour Bus every year when the Cardinals play the Cubs.

With all the cardinals fans around, I felt like I was at a retirement home or Disney World and not a baseball game.

by Tourists... April 07, 2005

billy crystal

A person they show everytime a Yankees game is on television. He may have done something funny at one point, but that was too long ago, or too mediocre for me to remember.

It wouldn't be a Yankees game if we didn't get a shot of Billy Crystal sitting in a luxury box.

by Tourists... April 07, 2005

peter gammons

A red sox fan.

A person that believes David Ortiz is the most valuable player.

Ben Affleck is a bigger Peter Gammons than John Kerry, that was just for show. It didn't work.

That guy is such a Peter Gammons. Doesn't he know Vlad is the man?

by Tourists... April 07, 2005