Cranking 

To cry and wank at the same time. Something that picks your spirits up if you're feeling low.

John: Wow, Dave took his grandma's death very well, look at that smile!
George: Nah, he's just been cranking in the toilets.

Cranking by BSF0708 April 2, 2008

crank it 

The act of masturbating, especially after a hard days work.

Student 1: Thank god class is done. Glad to be going home.
Student 2: Ya. You going home to crank it?
Student 1: Pretty much.

crank it by sansaman April 24, 2006

Crank 

To masturbate simultaneously with the act of weeping.

Formula:
Cry + Wank = Crank.

In addition it is normal to include ones own tears as lubricant.

Example 1:
‘Toni: Hey Jays been in the bathroom for a while now…’

‘Rob: Yeah he’s probably having a crank over that really hot waitress that was being a bitch to him before.’

‘Toni: Yea, fo’shaw’

Example 2:
‘After Rachel rejected Tom at the funeral on Friday I think he went off for a pot noodle...and a crank back at his sister’s place where he’s staying at the moment’

Crank by S Noir. May 15, 2009

chanky 

a combination of chunky and skanky. In other words, nasty.

The tuna fish sandwich was sitting in the sun all day so it was too chanky to eat.

Her puss was a little chanky because she had sex with 3 homeless guys while she had a yeast infection.

chanky by Lila March 4, 2004

cranked

Similar to getting crunk. It is to commense drinking, smoking, sniffing, etc. Anything that causes some type of "high" can be considered as to cause cranking.

What the fuck man??!! I'm on my fifth cup of Bud and you haven't started! Man get the cranking!!!! So we can all get cranked!

cranked by Pablo S. February 12, 2004

Crank drink

Red bull + 4 shots of espresso

If you've been poisoned with the Beijing cocktail, this should keep you alive for a while.

Chev: Doc, you gotta do something for me
Doc Miles: Get yourself lots of caffeine, make a crank drink

Crank drink by karmazon April 18, 2009

crank ass

crank ass! short for the word "cranky"

that damn gym teacher named krista is such a crank ass all the time!!

crank ass by crazy person May 26, 2006