Conkey(Con-key)adj / Conkeyed ( Con-keyed)adj

Conkeyed is to bring to an end abruptly, e.g. hanging up on someone, ending argument with final word. To put a stop to a situation by force.

"Conkey(Con-key)adj / Conkeyed ( Con-keyed)adj"

Someone hangs up on you , friend replies , "dude you just got conkeyed."

by deelogic September 13, 2013

cracké con leche

n. a café con leche that is as addictive as crack. See, crackberry.

Jon: I'm on my way to Giralda's, does anyone else want a cracké con leche?

Jane: (shaking) Please. Splenda en el bolso.

Howie: I really think they put something in those-- get me one, too.

by J Robinson October 2, 2006

chili con karnie

when a carnival worker has been masturbating all night and ejaculates bloody spooge into the carnival goer's eye socket as they aim for a prize--particularly for stuffed animals of the bear proclivity

God damn that carni just shot me with a chili con karnie, that fuck face!!!?

by chili willie January 22, 2009

Chili con Carne

When you orgasm really hard and end up farting during climax.

I just wanked so hard I chili con carne'd

by spicybeefgasm September 3, 2016

chili con carne

when one shoves a hot (chili) pepper in someone's ass then takes a shit on their chest.

"chili con carne is when you shove a hot chili pepper up someones ass and then shit on their chest."

by chilibillie November 18, 2009

booty con

anything you tell her that gets him da booty

i was planning on going to the hamptons this weekend...guys go to the hamptons to meet a girl like you, but i have you, so why would i go when i can be with you? IF SHE GLOWS AND HER FRIENDS AND CO WORKERS GLEAM, IT'S A BOOTY CON!

by BILLY JOEL HAMPTON June 19, 2008

petit con

boy who spend all his time on the internet making up imaginary sex terms which he's never experienced

Matt's a true petit con - he's never even gotten to second base, but he talks a lot of smack on-line.

by Marla Beer January 22, 2004