3 definitions by Marla Beer

Hey, smokeysmokerson. Why don't you just smoke the whole damn pack at once?
by Marla Beer January 23, 2004
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boy who spend all his time on the internet making up imaginary sex terms which he's never experienced
Matt's a true petit con - he's never even gotten to second base, but he talks a lot of smack on-line.
by Marla Beer January 22, 2004
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