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BFFETTA

Re: Lizzy you're my BFFETTA.

Lizzy: oh thanks girl! You're my BFFETTA too! :D
by KYLE XYed July 6, 2011
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Buffer Singles

1 or more single dollar bills placed between dollar bills of a larger denomination (like 20's, 50's, or Benjamins). Used to hide the larger bills, in order to fool people into thinking you have less money than you actually have.
Guy 1: I was opening my wallet today to get out my train ticket, when a hobo walked around begging for money.

Guy 2: Oh, man. He didn't get a 20 out of you, did he?

Guy 1: Nah, thankfully he only saw my buffer singles. All he got was 1 dollar.
by tpaz198 September 12, 2011
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bufferrhea

Buffet induced diarrhea.
I had the worst case of bufferrhea at work today after that lunch buffet.
by SmileyLu November 26, 2013
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Buffer-Fucked

When your internet is slow as shit and video streams (Like Netflix) are constantly buffering.
Man, this netflix video is buffer-fucked!
by 4n7m4n April 9, 2020
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Bufferedtalk

When you're in a conversation with somebody who's on their phone, and there's this uncomfortable delay similar to when you're watching a streaming show, and there are the "three dots" that show up, and the show is delayed and buffered because you're waiting for a connection, the same thing happens in a conversation with somebody focused on there phone, the dialogue is choppy and has no flow.
I was having a chat with my honey about some interesting subject matter, and for some reason, the conversation wasn't flowing; that's when I realized she was on her phone; I was unaware we were having a bufferedtalk,
by Hixxz68 November 7, 2022
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Crowd Buffer

A person (friend or stranger) you elect to walk in front of you in a crowded area, acting as a shield from the surrounding masses and allowing safe passage by following closely in their wake.
The hallway was very crowded so i found a crowd buffer so I wouldn't have to wade through them
by hugh_jass89 September 28, 2010
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Layoff Buffer

The people who work slower than you. If a layoff happens you can feel confident that you are secure because these people will act as a layoff buffer.
I am not worried about a layoff because Ron still works here and he is my Layoff Buffer.
by doctoroctos September 30, 2010
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