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Amelia Shepherd

A strong badass surgeon on televisions Grey’s Anatomy. She is one tough cookie.

Serving a drug and alcohol addiction, her father being shot in front of her when she was a child, her brother Derek Shepherd dying, a 10cm tumor, etc.

She is also on Private Practice where the story behind her unicorn baby unfolds.
Fan: did you watch greys anatomy last night?
Fan 2: no, what happened to Amelia Shepherd this time?
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The American Eagle

When a man and his girlfriend buy a pound of butter and butter up the floor. Then they strip and the girl lies down spread out like an eagle, while the guy takes a running start and slides into her. Often, bacon grease is substituted with butter to make it more "american".
Billy: Dude, I gave Trixy The American Eagle last night!

Bob: Did you miss like last time? I'd hate to be the doctor that has to straighten your dick every time you do this.

Billy: Hell no! It was great! I even ate the butter after we were done!

fellow african american 

A formal use of my nigga
Barack Obama "hello my Fellow African Americans"

Boobus Americanus 

Also known as the booboisie, Boobus Americanus refers to the typical stupid, lazy, complacent, gullible, delusional, docile American. The term was coined by H. L. Mencken, who would be dismayed but not surprised at the sheer volume of boobage the residents of the United States would display decades after his death.
Observe as the Boobus Americanus, like a herd of sheep, line up one by one, sleepwalking obediently into the polling booth, apparently convinced, despite its failure four years earlier, and the four years before that, and the four years before that, and so on, that a well-placed vote for the greater of two deranged, narcissistic sociopaths will solve the country's problems.

American Military University

A for-profit diploma mill school that preys on active duty military and veterans. Once they dry up all of their VA funding and financial aid, they leave them high and dry with no hope of a decent job, and a lot of debt.
Guy 1- "Should you go to American Military University?"
Guy 2- "No thanks. I think I'll just go to my local community college instead. Everyone is accepted there too, but I do think I'll have to at least take the SAT."

Asian American

Person of Asian decent who is also an American citizen. There are many different Asian Americans. Some have ties to their respective countries in Asia, some don't, and some find a middle ground.
Japanese American, Chinese American, Indian American, Korean American, Vietnamese American, etc...

I am an Asian American.
Asian American by noise June 16, 2005

Amethyst 

A Crystal Gem in Steven Universe.
"Amethyst is funny and messy."
Amethyst by pearlthebest_SU July 16, 2017