Dick on a stick

A really uptight guy, a jerk. I always imagine a guy in a suit with a stick up his back, making him seem stiff and serious.

Man, I am glad to get out of there! That guy was a real dick on a stick!

Dick on a stick by Melissa Grayson January 18, 2008

dick punch 

a way to exclaim mass sexual desire for another

mike; check out that babe, she's so hot i just want to dick punch her asshole

dick punch by kkroon007 October 8, 2008

Dick Jew 

A Dick Jew is a girl that wants dick but when offered the opportunity of having some type of sexual interaction with a males penis, she declines with no logical explaination. Kinda like a Jew at a flea market, you know they wanna buy, but they just wont give it up and buy.

I was with Sam last night in my van, and when I whipped out my throbbing hot Man Beef she went all "Dick Jew" on me like she didn't want anything to do with it when we've been talking about knockin' boots all night

Dick Jew by LanceRomanceFromFrance October 4, 2009

Dick Game 

A game where someone calls out "Dick Game" and everybody grabs there dick and the last person to grab his dick has to do something(take out the trash,pay for dinner,ECT.)

Me* Dick Game!
Friend* Agh Fuck do I really have to pick up the bill.

Dick Game by Broadwaybarzini March 2, 2015

Dick Slaza 

A fat, balding child molester

Dick Slaza by Anonymous February 25, 2003

Dick Dribble 

Dick Dribble - Also known as Jizz, Cum, Sperm, Semen etc.

Ewww, You Spewed Your Dick Dribble In My Face!
Translation: Ewww, You Cummed In My Face!

Dick Dribble by Lloydikins November 18, 2007

dick trap 

a dick trap is a hoe that grabs any dick that comes too close. she lies in wait unexpectedly, and when you're too messed up to see it coming she snatches you!

as a noun: Don't go near that hoe, she's a dirty dick trap. .... as an insult: She better keep lookin' at me like that, stupid dick trap.

dick trap by Reefo Madness August 8, 2015