wiki'd awesome 

This expression is used when a person has an amazing knowledge of random stuff. Variation of 'wicked awesome'. Yes, its very nerdy...

Person A: What was that band, you know, that released that song back in '98?
Person B: Ohh..., that was Marilyn Manson with 'the dope show'.
Person A: How did you know that??!! Man, you are wiki'd awesome!

wiki'd awesome by TehFutureIsNow March 19, 2007

halpin'd 

An unexpected job loss, when a top performer is the victim of corporate downsizing.

Annabelle was shocked to learn after 15 years of stellar performance, she had been halpin'd

halpin'd by Brute' May 9, 2008

Lezak'd 

To sneak up on your opponent at the last minute.

French Swimmer: "Merde il va chercher un Lezak!!!"

Michael Phelps: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH





Goldfish: Four in a row! Diagonally!

Parrot: That bitch got Lezak'd.

Lezak'd by Nomarlol October 18, 2008

Crooked D

When the shaft of one's penis is naturally tilted to one side or another.

I got that straight shaft, but homeboy over there is packin' that crooked D.

Crooked D by Butta Monkey February 18, 2009

Palaziol'd 

To be lied to or stolen from when you least expect it.

Jerry: Hey have you seen my wallet?
Kramer: No man, but George was here earlier maybe he took it?
Jerry: Noooo. George is my mate. He wouldnt do that.
(George walks in)
George: Hey guys!
Jerry: Is that my wallet in your pocket!?
Kramer: Duuuuude, you just got Palaziol'd
(Jerry and Kramer bash the fuck out of George)

Palaziol'd by black.heart.rebel October 22, 2009

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. 

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

Twinleaf'd 

When small patches of snow appear outside overnight. (Origin: In Pokemon Platinum Version, snow patches that were not present in Diamond and Pearl appear for seemingly no reason.)

Person One: "Hey, are we going to get a snow day tomorrow?"

Person Two: "Nah, it's not supposed to snow that much. We'll probably just get Twinleaf'd."

Twinleaf'd by Cole Minor February 11, 2010