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n.
an alcohol, naturally found drink in Fangorn Forest in Middle Earth that makes you grow taller
I drank the ent wine got drunk and grew an inch.
ent wine by Pat O'Connors December 13, 2007
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turn that poop into wine 

To make the best of a bad situation. Similar to life giving you lemons. Except in shittier circumstances.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Mark failing that exam?

Person 2: Yeah he said he went to talk to his professor, and the professor pointed out what he did wrong and helped to understand his mistakes

Person 1: Yeah Mark he really can turn that poop into wine.

cheese and wine party 

A gathering of dirty females both with yeast infections, and also mensturating.
Damn those bitches stank! They must be havin a cheese and wine party in there!

batle a' wine 

Saying used in Lurgan, Co. Armagh refering to a bottle of Budkfast tonic wine. A reasonably inexpensive wine drank mainly in the north of Ireland and Scotland. Usually assosiated with scumbegs.
batle a' bate the wife
batle a' wreck the house
what you gettin' fer yer ki-out cheif?
batle a' wine boss. gonna get ballaxed. lies crack.
batle a' wine by col May 13, 2005

jesus wine 

water

The magical ingredient Jesus turned into wine.
I always bring a bottle of Jesus Wine with me, wherever I go, in case I get parched.
jesus wine by Thurdeye December 26, 2007

Port Wine Fever 

An extreme sickness caused by excessive drinking of port wine. This is both an addiction to Port Wine as well as the sickness that follows after a bender.

Signs of addictions:

1) Drinking at 7 am Port Wine even though you need to be at work at 8:30 am.
2) Spending over 20% of your paycheck on Port Wine.
3) Fighting with people both in personal and business relationships.
4) Missing work 2 plus times a week from a bender and coming in the next day without a shower stinking of Port Wine.

Signs of sickness from a bender:

1) Excessive Vomiting.
2) Extreme sweating.
3) Missing work.
4) Fighting with anyone you come in contact with both during and the day after a bender.
Addiction Example -

Glen, "I keep noticing Eric has no money, has a poor attitude, and misses work alot."

James, "I think he has a case of Port Wine Fever."

Sickness Example -

James, "Man Glen, Eric has thrown up three times today, is sweating on his desk, and stinks like a homeless wino."

Glen, "Yeah it looks like he has Port Wine Fever again today."
Port Wine Fever by TuckDCconnect January 7, 2011