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Crying Out Loud

COL means specifically Crying out Loud.
COL/Crying Out Loud can be used in only one way: "My friend just died...I'm COL!"
Crying Out Loud by COL May 10, 2014

batle a' wine 

Saying used in Lurgan, Co. Armagh refering to a bottle of Budkfast tonic wine. A reasonably inexpensive wine drank mainly in the north of Ireland and Scotland. Usually assosiated with scumbegs.
batle a' bate the wife
batle a' wreck the house
what you gettin' fer yer ki-out cheif?
batle a' wine boss. gonna get ballaxed. lies crack.
batle a' wine by col May 13, 2005
Marpat is the better of the two existing digital patterns: the ones used by U.S. Marines and that Canadian "forces" thing north of here.
was perfected for the use of soldiers
that actually do stuff.
GI Joe: Hey, lets go buy our new digital uniforms and actually put them to use.

Gi Schmo: Who doesn't?

Gi Joe: Those guys up north.

Gi Schmo: they have an army?

Gi Joe: I wouldn't blame you for not knowing.

Both: HA HA HA HA HA!...
marpat by Col May 5, 2005
(adj.) Possibly the worst word you can have your name associated with.

It is hard to define the word, but it is basically used to describe someone so disgraceful that they are seen as the lowest form of life. "Worthlessness", "waste of skin", "dirt". "Nothing". Far worse than most other insults, where the victim is often just referred to as genetalia.

The fact that "scum" is a non-swear, and seen as perfectly acceptable English, makes it even more demeaning and offensive. If you are condemned as a "cunt" or a "fucktard", then you are simply being attacked with cliché profanity, used spontaneously and with no particular venom or thought. "Scum", however, is usually only used in exclusive conditions where it is the only word for the job, and makes the victim feel like the lowest of the low.
You are scum.
Absolute scum.
scum by Col March 26, 2005

dick van dyke accent 

worst cockney accent ever!!!(in mary poppins)
see also:that guy out of ocean's 11 £ 12 don cheadle i think.
oh my god is he trying to be cockney. what an insult to cockneys!
dick van dyke accent by col February 4, 2005
A depressing hole south of the river. Where the only grass is the dried kind.Don't make eye contact with anyone unless you want to be shot.Londons' ghetto.
Wow! I got out of Brixton alive!
brixton by col January 25, 2005

saga louts 

retired people with a comfortable retirement take loads of vacations during the year (usually with a company called saga who do holidays for the over 50s).
Grampa: we're going to spain next week
lil:oh you and grandma are such saga louts
saga louts by col January 25, 2005