col's definitions

nobber

Casual insult used against someone who has done something you don't like.

What did you do that for? You nobber.

by Col April 23, 2004

schmuck

the discarded foreskin following a circumcision.

"Hey nurse, can you toss that schmuck into the biohazard bag, please?"

by Col December 5, 2003

ehhh

An expression used to compliment a blank, retarded facial expression.

If used on its own, 'ehhh' is a show of confusion or uncertainty. However, it can also be used as part of a sentence, even multiple times, when immitating a person of inferior intelligence, or someone who is slow on the uptake.

"Ehhh!"

"And Jonny was all like 'Ehhh, I is ehhh, wanting to know if you is wanting to buy my car."

by Col April 23, 2004

lard

An enthusiastic, friendly greeting, usually made from one male to another. It originated from an exaggerated "Lad!" ("Laaaaad!"), before obtaining the extra 'r' to give it a deeper, more solid sound.

Woahhh! John lard!

by Col April 23, 2004

dick van dyke accent

worst cockney accent ever!!!(in mary poppins)
see also:that guy out of ocean's 11 £ 12 don cheadle i think.

oh my god is he trying to be cockney. what an insult to cockneys!

by col February 4, 2005

frisk

An event where you have fun, and have a good time.

It can also be used to describe a person, meaning they are fun, and "a good laugh".

Sliding down those stairs head-first on an air mattress was a frisk!

I always have fun with Dave. He's a frisk.

by Col April 23, 2004

mush

A slang word pointlessly tagged onto the end of a sentence when talking to someone you know and respect.

Commonly used by townies, and scunners.

You alright, mush?

Wanna go out tonight, mush?

by Col April 23, 2004