twoned

when you get stoned on tweeds (fake pot, k2, incense, spice).

hey man lets go up to the smoke shop and buy some tweeds so we can get super twoned

by dj rustynail October 22, 2011

Twoted

When something has been quoted on Twitter

In honor of President's Day, I twoted Abraham Lincoln and got four retweets!

by Shan26 November 11, 2011

twoscoreaphobia

The fear of the number 40

Scared of doing 40 hour work week,they had twoscoreaphobia

by britmanvinnie November 12, 2011

TosEquis

n. A Delicious alcoholic beverage made from placing One shot of the Liqueur "Tuaca" inside of a bottle of "Dos Equis." To make this shot successfully please drink a small amount of the said Dos Equis b4 adding the Tuaca to prevent the waste of precious alcohol

Barkeep, one TosEquis kind sir

by DoubleONigerian February 2, 2012

tworee

slang for 2.5 or two and a half

My appointment is in tworee hours.

by newagehipster October 2, 2012

Twoer

When you cum before bed but you still can't sleep so you have sex again.

It's o.k if we didn't have sex this morning... we had a twoer last night.

by Three'Er February 15, 2017

Twoke

"Trump woke", the state of political ideological enlightenment found in the most avid Trump supporters.

Some in the US are so "twoke" that even average, every day conservatives cannot discuss hot political topics with them.

by Radical Centrist June 26, 2018