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Tooth Fairy

As your lady is brushing her teeth and leans over the sink to spit, run in and pull down her pants to fuck her from behind. Your choice of hole.
Man I gave my wife one hell of a tooth fairy last night, boy was she surprised when I put it in her poop shoot.

As I leaned over to spit out toothpaste, I came from the Tooth Fairy.
by Mr. and Mrs. Milkbone November 1, 2010
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arkansas toothpick

Alex Trebek: Arkansas Toothpick?
Ken Jennings: What is Raccoon Penis!
Alex Trebek: that is correct!
by S. Daddy October 22, 2008
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mexican toothbrush

when fucking her doggie style you stick your finger in her butt, when she turns to complain you jab your finger in her mouth.
my girl started talking back so I gave her a mexican toothbrush to shut her up.
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Bucket Tooth

Stands for someone who has a Snaggle Tooth but that one single tooth has seperate teeth on it. This causes the tooth to resemble a bucket on a back hoe, therefore calling it a bucket tooth.
"I was scared for my life when that bitch almost crushed me with her Bucket Tooth!"
by Skizzle Matizzle January 10, 2006
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Chipped Tooth Cock Sucker

Someone who your not very fond of , or annoying.
Dude, that chipped tooth cock sucker wont stop calling me on a restricked number!!!
by wpgirl December 17, 2008
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Tijuanan Tooth Pull

The act of tying ones scrotom to one end of a string and attaching the other end to an open door, then the door is forcefully shut causing potential permanent damage to the receiver's balls.
My nuts hurt so bad after that Tijuanan Tooth Pull.
by BMS kid January 20, 2010
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Toothpasting

v. - The act of spreading toothpaste on your nipples to achieve a high. Toothpaste contains a chemical similar to opium, which enters the bloodstream through the thin skin of the areola, and stimulates your nerve cells to release Dopamine. This gives you a high similar to Marijuana, but stronger.
Dude, I got so ripped toothpasting last night.

My friends and I are going to go toothpasting, you wanna come?
by Asbrodean October 14, 2012
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