Torye

Usually a daughter of someone who was high at birth.

Man, I was so gone when Torye was being born, I fucked up the spelling of her name!

by take a wild guess >:| October 9, 2008

crotch torpedo

Tampon.
An absorbing material that bitches use to stop the bloodflow, yo.

95% of hos lose their virginity to a crotch torpedo and not my rocket ship.

by You Stole my Wristwatch December 27, 2004

torpedoes

1) n. The tips of one's fingers after wiping, but prior to washing. IE Your fingers when they have shit on them.

2) n. A game involving sticking your shit covered finger tips in someone's face.

1) Upon picking my nose, I realized I forgot to wash my torpedoes. Damn...

2) I stuck my fingers in my friend's mouth and shouted, "Torpedoes!" and ran away. He soon caught me and beat the shit out of me...

by Captain Sex Offendor September 17, 2006

torpedo

torpedo
(n).

1. This term is best described when a subject is being viewed by a person or persons from afar. The subject at a distance looks to be attractive, but as subject comes within closer proximity of the person or persons viewing the subject, the phase of what appeared attractive no long applies.
2. When objects or people look beautiful from far away, but dangerous or ugly up close.

d00d, no, she's a torpedo.

by TensePenguin July 30, 2009

Tory Wasted

When you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. However to be "Tory Wasted" one must blow a have a BAC level .34 or higher in order to be consider in this club where only few people have reached.

I got so Tory Wasted last night that I ended up sleeping next to the Taco Bell dumpsters.

by asu1 September 27, 2011

Tory

Tory is another word to describe the art of wanker.
Two wankers or more In the British Parliament are also known as Tories.
A full parliament of wankers are also known as Tory Scum

Westminster is full of wankers again, oh you mean Tory scum

by Professor Large Member December 9, 2019

Gay Torpedo

Noun: A large, un-flushable log of feces. These behemoths of the turd kind are shot out, primarily, by gay men. This is because their anus is stretched so wide, that the shiznits escape at diameters upwards of half a foot. One may often find these fecal relics occupying the last stall of public restrooms.


Hey, new guy! We got a code red! Grab that plunger, and some sulfuric acid, and go defuse that gay torpedo in the men's restroom!

by PiltDownMcMahon February 26, 2008