unhappy squeeze

Beat that meat then cry about it

I cried then had an unhappy squeeze

by djungy July 13, 2014

weiner squeeze

The action of squeezing the Weiner

I watched this porn last night. That was a really nice Weiner Squeeze.

by PseuDEEZ NUTS! HAH GATEEM! September 14, 2016

Crank Squeeze

To vigorously masturbate.

I was so stressed from work last night that I had to crank squeeze in the bathroom on my break.

by Goi Boi July 27, 2016

meme squeeze

Someone who sends you the dankest of memes.

I love the memes she sends me, she's definitely my meme squeeze

by iamajeep August 14, 2017

Mexican Squeegee

A sex act in which a man ejaculates on the woman's upper lip, then wipes it off with his penis, demanding a dollar from her afterward.

"She pulled back too early and I jizzed on her upper lip. But it was cool. I busted out my MEXICAN SQUEEGEE!!!"

by VikingSanta January 20, 2018

Easy Squeezee Hee Hee

A man walking like he has a dildo or stick up his ass. His walking gait looks like he is squeezing his ass cheeks together to hold it in, but is oblivious that others notice. He may also may involuntarily squeak "hee hee" in enjoyment as he walks.

Dude, check out that Easy Squeezee Hee Hee! I bet if he sneezed he would let loose a minivan filled with RuPaul"s next top model!

by Bob Bonzai May 4, 2018

Blueberry Squeeze

The Flavor Of My Boyfriend’s Cum.

“Nathan’s cum tastes like blueberries.”
“Give Me Your Blueberry Squeeze Baby.”

by Danyelle5703 February 19, 2018