Procrasturbate

Sexually pleasuring oneself as a means to avoid completing some task(s). More often than not, this action is detrimental and negatively affects the procrasturbator.

Greg: Hey, did you submit that proposal last night?
Ryan: Nah, I started to procrasturbate after dinner and ended up missing the deadline.

by JustKeepTugging January 11, 2023

forced procrastination

When one must put off long-range assignments in order to do the homework that is due the next day in order to get any sleep at all.

The reason my research paper is a load of crap is because of forced procrastination: I had so much busywork I couldn't even breathe.

by W.T.Q. January 31, 2010

Urban Procrastinary

The act of trying to come up with words to add on urbandictionary.com instead of doing your actual work.

I've spent 5 very productive hours in the library today and added like a dozen words on urbandictionary. Urban Procrastinary was one of them, how ironic is that!

by 3Wishes March 26, 2011

Siren of Procrastination

A fair maiden who draws you away from what you should be doing

i was late due to the siren of procrastination

by JhoJho November 4, 2019

Procraftinating

The act of procrastination when instead of mindless activities, one uses the time to craft.

"I've been procraftinating all day long instead of studying for this test."

by CorCor23 February 5, 2012

procrestineating

Eating continuously for long periods of time to avoid beginning a boring/gruelling activity. If done on a regular basis you WILL get fat.

Joe: I should do some study after I've finished dinner. Oh wait I'm still hungry *grabs chips*
Two hours later
Mother: Joe, I pay for your ******* university fees! Stop procrestineating!

by Hithereyou November 3, 2013

Procrasti-watch

The act of watching copious amounts of TV episodes online in order to avoid doing some other, undesirable activity.

I just finished watching all 4 seasons of Lost on Tudou and now I have nothing to Procrasti-watch.

by pro-Vicki January 18, 2009