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(Self proclaimed) Good guy

The word has two different definitions depending on expernal factors.
Should one be called a good guy please reffer to a different definition.
A self proclaimed good guy more often than not is in fact not a good guy.

Often straight duchebags and or mean guys will reffer to themselves as "good" guys in order to protect their own image to other people but also in order to keep their perspective on themselves good.

We can link it to a coping mechanism where if someone has to do something they shouldnt they justify the action by ether lying or twisting the truth.
This is explained deeper in psychology studies.

TLDR; self proclaimed good guys are more often than not in fact, not good guys.
Guy one: dude, you did some seriously messed up things to that guy.
The "good guy": nah bro, im a good guy. Dont worry
Guy one: you cant just do bad things and then call yourself a good guy. No matter how many times you say you are a good guy, you wont be Unless you behave like it.
The "good guy": nah bro, im a good guy.
Guy one: nah bro, you are a (self proclaimed) good guy.
by Ungejoel March 3, 2022
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D Procedure

D Procedure is as follows:
An Eltomentoquackquack
Followed by a Winkballs
And on a good day, a Brow Brush
Without D Procedure, or if any part of it is done without the rest of the steps IN ORDER, you risk catching a case of Diablimblimbsaphumphalis, which can only be cured by a Blinkballs or Lyme.
Matticoor didn't follow D Procedure, so he got diablimblimbsaphumphalis.
Wangers followed D Procedure but still isn't cured of his blimblimbs.
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I7 processor

A name of an intel processor

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A autistic guy who is absolutely the bestest and most outrageous person on the planet, helps his friends out so much and is a good person
“I met I7 processor
“BROO that’s so cool omg I wish I could meet them!”
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Work the Process

Coach: Why aren't you hitting well?
Playing: I guess I'm not working the process coach

You don't Work the Process well!
by Holden Miller April 7, 2008
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Unique learning process

The process by which a guy learns that he loves a girl. The process involves the girl fucking lots of other dudes, anal, stds, and incessant lying.
Mark just went through a unique learning process, and realizes he loves Brittany, now he has herpes.
by jjjjjjmal September 24, 2010
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To process in batch the sending of multiple birthday wishes to one's external friends on facebook.
Ah, look: I have EIGHT friends with birthdays today...
Hmm, looks like its time for a bit of birthday greeting batch processing...
*Copies and pastes the same text: "Happy Birthday have a great day! :)" into every 'say happy birthday' box*
by Captain Capable August 15, 2012
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Torturing the Porcelain

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.
I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.
by Beeb E. King October 20, 2014
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