Norwegian Bird’s Nest

Requirements: Obese Woman, Eggs, and Male.

A Norwegian Bird’s Nest is when you fuck a short stubby fat chicks rolls, cum in them, then crack an egg and eat it out.

Origins: A Norwegian Bird’s Nest is defined after the nests that many birds leave on the side of cliffs.

Man that chick is so fat I could pop a Norwegian Bird’s Nest on that hoe.

by Wtfsir October 31, 2025

Norwegian Cake Pop

The act of eating a light bulb, gagging yourself to puke it out, glueing it back together and then shoving it up someone else's asshole and then eat it again and restart the process.

"Yo twin i'm bored you Norwegian Cake Pop each other real quick."

by Mr. Norwegian Cake Pop November 12, 2025

The Norwegian housewife

Are you tired of cooking breakfast, doing the yard work, and having your sexual urges satisfied? if so this is the thing for you! first take your best wood cutting axe (the bigger the better!) and stick it firmly in your wife's anus, then have her cut the wood with her anus. at the same time she will be cooking your pancakes, and because every good housewife is a multi-tasker she will also be gargling your man sausage. so enjoy!

"my wife has been slacking her duties, so I had her shape up and gave her The Norwegian Housewife!"

by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010

Kryppin (Norwegian)

Et lite sted/Et lite hus.

Kryppin (Norwegian): Jeg eier bare et lite hus.

by whoopwhooop May 2, 2011

Milk Norwegian

Milk Norwegian is a word used to describe patriots of the nordic lands. A milk Norwegian person is a person that likes to go skiing and bicycling. Milk Norwegian people usually drink milk and eat a lot of kvikk lunsj. They dont wear designer clothing or listen to modern music. They will do anything to defend their country. Most of milk Norwegians are of the arian race, but it is possible to be black and milk Norwegian

Mathias: Did you see Magnus's mystory?
Frank: Yeah he posted a picture of him going skiing.
Mathias: yup, he is such a milk Norwegian person.

by Neeguslover June 1, 2018

milk norwegian

Milk Norwegian (MelkeNorsk) is used to describe a Norwegian patriot.
A Milk Norwegian person do not wear Merch/Designer clothes, and loves Norway.
MilkNorwegian loves old music, skiing, football and go hiking in the mountains.
A MilkNorwegian person dislikes Rap/Trap/Alternative (Modern music).
MelkeNorsk

Milk Norwegian person: I love skiing.
Milk Norwegian person: I hate Rap-Music
Milk Norwegian person: Why are you always wearing Merch/Designer clothes?

by Yhajkb755 June 11, 2018

Spicy Norwegian popsicle

To place a popsicle inside your rectum and wait for it to melt. You then stand on 2 chairs and attempt to draw a map of Norway o. White paper.

Man I have a geography test tomorrow and I still don’t know what Moreau looks like. Buddy I got you, let me show you a spicy Norwegian popsicle. It’s works every time!

by Shanemane September 13, 2021