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anus model

Someone that has a picture perfect butthole.

Or when you're so drunk you misheard your friend who said "I ate a model"
They have the perfect butthole.

Guy: To have a steady fuck buddy in the gay community you have to look like a model. I look like I ate a model.
Me: Did you just say you're an anus model?
by iamdabananaking March 16, 2017
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Pole Model

A stripper's role model; The stripper all other strippers try to be.
Cynthia: OhMAGod Grrll, that Candie is sooo good at dancin', she is my pole model!
by R&A4eva December 7, 2010
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Beauty model

A "beauty model" is a person who is very beautiful and charming and is often really nice and sweet to others. A "beauty model" can also be description as something rare and one of a kind. For example: Elena
I really am lucky to be blessed with a beauty model such as Elena
by The truth teller is back May 22, 2021
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hand model

A person who intentionally takes a selfie of their hand in another persons selfie so that their presence will be known to another person who might be lurking
Ivan the hand model appeared in his new girlfriends instagram selfie earlier today
by niallernomi October 20, 2015
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model

A person who thinks food is poisonous therefore doesn't eat anything to make others starve and die.
The model fell off the cliff but floated she was so thin.
by Mrnerd June 12, 2016
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Model wife

A grown women who marries a tool of man to be a wife. She don't care about him. She cares how she looks with him. Like barbie she plays house and her roles. Her feelings and gestures are empty . Yet they simply seem realistic. She didn't pick him because he is smart. She picked him for what could give her. Status and bragging rights. She also wants a free house and his money.

Type of relationship digger.
Guy 1: "Wow that guy has a model wife"
Guy 2 : " what a tool"
Guy 3: " hope he don't go broke "
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model peddler

Model peddlers are people who hide behind models and theoretical frameworks because they are unable to think for themselves. They argue with you and defend their viewpoint citing academic models. They describe themselves and the world in terms of models like Clifton Strengths, Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI), DiSC and other models.

Why are they peddlers? Because they are trying to sell you on models to avoid having you discover they can't think for themselves. They are hiding their insecurities, personality deficiencies, and are intellectually disingenuous. Also known as a model whore or model guy.
There Roger goes again citing a model to convey his viewpoint. He is such a model peddler. He's always trying to sell us on this inane framework!
by Jordicolas October 3, 2024
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