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Scummy Mission

Your only having sex with this girl because ur drunk, a girl who is only an average looking girl who you wouldnt do while sober but when drunk you would bang her.
Man 1 "Man someone said jennifer was hot"
Man 2 "Naw man she a scummy mission though"
by xX541Xx January 1, 2012
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Wet Mission

A Wet Mission is the act of seeking out, and then using PCP or PCP laced marijuana or tobacco cigarettes, often resulting in running around naked and requiring 5 or more law enforcement officers to subdue you.
"Yo, look at this crazy nigga out rollin' in the street. He on a wet mission fo sho'!"
by MaoZedongs December 17, 2011
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creep mission

a mission, hunt, venture, or plan where the ultimate goal is to engage in sexual activity
She was on a creep mission at the bar; he came over for a creep mission on Wednesday night; our group project turned into a creep mission when I went over to his place to make the power point.
by blankbitch November 7, 2012
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soldier mission

Going on a day trip for skiing/snowboarding where you leave home early in the morning and return home that night, instead of renting a hotel room for one, or having an extended stay of more than one day.
Person A: "Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
Person B: "We did a soldier mission to Wolf Creek, left Albuquerque at 4am, were on the slopes by 9am, then got back in town about 9pm. Im exhausted from all the driving, but the pow was worth the trip!"
Person A: "Nice man, but you better hope the boss-man doesn't find out!"
by el_barto December 6, 2012
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fail mission

a attempt which has ended poorly

a person with a high failure percentage

a rejected plan of action
"I started surfing, fail mission. I'm over it"

1 "Did you find a dress yet?
2 "I went shopping last night, What a Fail Mish! I'm fucked!"

1 "Look at John, he is about to go hit on that hottie"
2 "What a fail mission. No Chance."

1 "Lets go to Tijuana to score a pound of Meth!"
2 "That is the biggest fail mission ever, I'm in."
by SC Monster November 16, 2012
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dive mission

When an individual must go past the first page of a Google search to find the answers to a homework.
dude, I went on a dive mission last night trying to figure out the environmental science homework.
by Juan direction April 1, 2013
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non-missionary

The act of fucking in any other position besides missionary
Can we fuck non-missionary tonight Steve? Ok bob. Huh but it's two guys how! Im Confused
by Topdeck July 4, 2015
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