Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."

Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.

by Charli XXX November 6, 2014

garbage skow

slang for garbage barge commonly used by Navy and Coast Guard personnel

"Tell the mess decks that the Garbage Skow just tied up astern.

by Sailor, Snipe, Mushroom October 10, 2013

Hot garbage

From little timmy to refreshing, Mario Maker players around the world are actively losing braincells from the sheer mass of kids who can't even build a sandcastle

Shoutouts to timmy for reminding us we could be worse

Hot garbage is the only thing keeping Super expert runs alive lets be honest

by Definitely not Tifa September 1, 2021

crum / garbage / squarehead

ewww. yuck. garbage. square. self explanitory. people you need to stay away from, or you may become intaminated.

reegan k. is a sqaurehead.
dustin m. is a yucky pile of garbage.
jesse m. is both garbage, and landmark crum.
troy b. is ick.
if you have come across ANY of the following, you have met a crum / garbage / squarehead. i feel pain for you.

by tkrys January 31, 2009

Garbage

me

she is garbage

by _xxpotatoxx April 19, 2018

garbage can turkey

The best damn way to cook a turkey. You put the turkey inside of an insulated garbage can with hot coals on the top and around the base. The method is a lot like that of a Dutch oven. Give it 3-4 hours, lift off the garbage can, and inside you've got a delicious, moist turkey.

Try it next Thanksgiving

*lifts off garbage can*
"Now that's a moist turkey"
"Of course it is. It's a garbage can turkey"

by Denverite00 February 23, 2017

Garbage

Unhealthy foods such cookies, pizza, hamburgers etc.

Another cookie Aubrey? You need to stop putting that garbage into your body.

by Coach Jon May 20, 2021