Got to go fast

A annoying catchphrase said by that ball of blue fluff sonic

Sonic: got to go fast ! (Races of into the distance)
Tails: fuck of.

by r3.1n November 5, 2016

fast hand paul

A wannabe cowboy who is two-faced and a bit of a wanker.

look at fast hand paul, he is such a bitch bag.

by Hmmm January 6, 2005

Fast Eddie

When a man will put a significant amount of time making you feel like you’re the one that got his heart, that you’ll never be apart and loves you unconditionally and then on random occasions he will start a fight out of no where claiming unrealistic innuendos of you cheating on him so that he can block you and disappear for two days or more to play video games with his friends and entertain all the other women he pulls this same move on. And when he’s gone through the full rotation of females he’s got on his roster, watched all the porn he can handle, and played countless hours of NHL hockey on PlayStation he will casually text you as if nothing ever happened and work his charms to get back into your life. He will play head games with you and confuse you to the point of insanity because of how obsessive you become. He often rides a motorcycle for quick getaways so you cannot follow him to see where he goes.

Hey girl, are you ok? I heard John pulled a Fast Eddie on you.

by Phoenix35 September 26, 2018

chef mickey's fast

Not eating all day prior to going to dinner at Chef Mickey's all you can eat buffet at Disney World.

Since we are going to Chef Mickey's today I'll have to chef mickey's fast so that I can stuff my face later.

by otisopsed November 29, 2012

fast food hottie

The thin, flawless, outright sexy girls you see in fast food commercials on television.

Did you see that hot babe on that tv commercial? She looks nothing like the mutant swine you actually see eating at fast food establishments on a regular basis.

*Sigh* I know! Fast food hotties.

by still-single October 17, 2011

fast food adultery

When you and your spouse say you are going to eat healthy together and then one of you eats fastfood in secret

It was only 2 weeks into the new year and I committed fast food adultery behind my wives back.

by Glenydotcom2 May 1, 2018

fast forward equity

Time saved when pausing a dvr recording.

Oshit we're all out of fast forward equity now we have to watch a stupid commercial

by BigZac April 28, 2016