A Safe Farm is a farm that is located in in the woods in order for you to be protected from society, the main uses of a Safe Farm is to keep a low profile if you have ever done a Crank-Dat video, if you have done a Crank-Dat video; GET YOUR ASS A SAFE FARM NOW AND WATCH YO' BACK!!! But a Safe Farm is very useful as you can grow your own weed, don't have to worry about baby mama's, and have peace to yourself.
** Due note that there could be wild animals in the area that will pick on your crops and could potentially cause harm to you, just remember to keep a frying pan on you and you should be good :)
** Due note that there could be wild animals in the area that will pick on your crops and could potentially cause harm to you, just remember to keep a frying pan on you and you should be good :)
by TAwaiN of Puffy Vaginas January 26, 2023
Get the Safe Farmmug. Where a farmer and his lady resort to sex at a farm location in most cases a tractor. Farmer gets completely naked as does his lady however, he puts his boots back on for maximum grip and foot protection to ensure maximum penetration.
Did you hear joe and stephanie ditched the party last night for a little farm fun on his dad's John Deere?
by Thefarmboygettinit February 7, 2014
Get the farm funmug. A term popularized in 2020 by an East Coast software developer to describe conducting business transactions illegal in one jurisdiction remotely from a location that is legal for such an activity.
Remote farming
Growing weed is illegal in Georgia. You need an autonomous software agent to remote farm the plants from a legal state, and still claim your product as locally sourced in Georgia.
Online gambling is illegal in America. Remote farm your website from Costa Rica.
Growing weed is illegal in Georgia. You need an autonomous software agent to remote farm the plants from a legal state, and still claim your product as locally sourced in Georgia.
Online gambling is illegal in America. Remote farm your website from Costa Rica.
by EastCoastDev October 30, 2020
Get the remote farmingmug. A breeder who is not a Domestic Animal Business.
These dogs can be born and raised in horrible conditions. Living on top of each other without proper vet care. These breeders can often have sick puppies without any health guarantee. Buyers can be left with huge vet bills and with the breeder nowhere to be found.
Even a breeder who may have a nice website could be a puppy farm if they are not a Domestic Animal Business.
These dogs can be born and raised in horrible conditions. Living on top of each other without proper vet care. These breeders can often have sick puppies without any health guarantee. Buyers can be left with huge vet bills and with the breeder nowhere to be found.
Even a breeder who may have a nice website could be a puppy farm if they are not a Domestic Animal Business.
by The truth of the word May 11, 2020
Get the Puppy farmmug. The process whereby a DARPA employee plants words and phrases into a person’s subconscious. In a trial and error method of producing dreams when the subject is asleep. Also used as a form of interrogation.
The PHD Psychiatrist, with a Department of Defense Research Grant, spoke into the microphone directly into the the unknowing subject subconscious. Dream Farming for an answer to a question that they couldn’t ask in person. Violating the subject’s Constitutional Rights without him knowing it.
by theBlackSheep June 6, 2023
Get the Dream Farmingmug. Trying to get a group of people to find you cute or feels sympathy for you through mildly manipulative tactics.
Craig, after being called out in front of some hot chicks: But...my mom died when i was young and my father is a alcoholic :(
hot chicks: poor thing :(
josh: dude, stop farming awws
hot chicks: poor thing :(
josh: dude, stop farming awws
by thinasadime February 12, 2021
Get the Farming awwsmug. My fantasies about Asian girls were jeopardized once I gazed upon the taxi farm formed on the dance floor.
by Funky Trunk Midgi Monkey August 29, 2013
Get the taxi farmmug.