Missouri facial

When someone sits on someone else's fave and starts ripping ass
Mason "how did you get pink eye?"
Rain "oh I got a Missouri facial last night"
by Qwertyioppasdf January 23, 2024
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lava facial

When he jizzes on your face and throws you in the fire
Hey gurl why you burnt not turnt, "just a casual lava facial w bbc dude
by Archie weaver February 17, 2017
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Big Facial

Spino who is very gay, usually threatens Raptor or Lion. On giving them a big or ginormous facial, usually after if he looses a game.
by BossClanton June 29, 2023
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voodoo facial

When you Cum on someone’s face , then sprinkle Cajun spice on top, then proceed to lick it off.
You know that voodoo bitch Allie? she’s so freaky we did the voodoo facial.
by Dr. MayNORE May 25, 2024
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Freshman facial

When you get your head shoved in a mud puddle.
Josh: I saw that bastard Aiden making out with my girlfriend behind the bleachers.
Sam: She won't find him so handsome after we give him a freshman facial.
by redroadpunk August 22, 2022
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Disabled Facial

Whenever you receive a facial from a handicapped individual
“Woah, did you hear about Jensen?”

“Yeah, I heard that Timmy gave her a Disabled Facial. That’s so sick. I didn’t even know it worked”
by JoeKempIII July 26, 2019
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