Facial

When a man released his kids onto a face (man or woman), typically after sex or a blowjob.

Sally told John not to cum in her mouth, so he gave her a facial instead.

by MikeN_Ike August 3, 2020

Facial Recognition

1) A technology rendered obsolete by Covid.
2) A quaint human interaction, from the time when people could see another person's face, know whom they were looking at, and respond with feeling.

He saw a sort of female person standing in front of him. She had her ear pods in and was speaking to someone who was not there. She was wearing a mask, as required by law and by custom, large sunglasses and a hat. He saw a small patch of skin - her cheeks - and longing for that old feeling once termed facial recognition, he believed it might or might not be Sarah.

by Monkey's Dad December 30, 2020

FacialHairest

Being racist towards facial hail

DAMN BRO THAT FACIAL HAIR IS WHACK. Why are you being "FACIALHAIREST"

by jDAYAWGE March 16, 2021

facial foot fungus

type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.

ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.

John: rubs feet on candy face

candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*

by anonymous April 24, 2021

facial

this word has a dirty side in the porn industry when the women is opening her mouth as a sign of having lots of fun or sometimes hurting when the movie want's you to believe that and at the end when the man cum's on the women's face some people call that a facial too

1- this movie has a great facial in it you should

watch it

2- look at her facial reaction she is so good at acting

by General Shepherd -_- June 19, 2021

facial waster

A person who upon being ejaculated on, especially on the face, proceeds to clean up without enjoying it. Only doing it to appease others or for clout.

Can you believe Crystal Methany went to that bukakke party and didn't even join in.

Yeah. She's such a facial waster.

by _s3v3r July 31, 2021

Facial Hail

When you have a massive load and you cum all over your girls face.

Brad: How’d the date go last broski?
Chad: Listen. Weather prediction for last night? 100% chance of Facial Hail

by Da Pthy Dthtryr September 9, 2021