defficationhorniosis

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A disease in which every time you dump a load, you experience wave after wave of uncontrollable orgasms. Can be rather pleasurable, as far as diseases go. Can also be quite embarrassing when caught making sexual noises on the crapper.

Due to her extreme case of defficationhorniosis, Kristina could never poop in public places for fear of people hearing her aroused moaning from outside the restroom.

by Lallafral October 31, 2010

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First Definition Bitch

A first definition bitch is a person being an ass, douche, mean, etc... The word "Bitch" has several different meanings and by using "First definition bitch" it is clear what meaning of bitch is being used.

Becky: Monica's body isn't sexy enough for her to go out with Scott.

Monica: Quit being a first definition bitch!

by Grrl what?! December 28, 2010

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defanition

The incorrect spelling of definition, popularized by the ongoing trend of being stupid is cool.

I axed a question and instead of an explanation he just told me to look up the defanition.

by Sqorpeus June 19, 2018

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repeating definitions

When a n00b gets impatient and sends in the same definition multiple times. They think that it will appear on Urban Dictionary faster. The faster it is posted, the faster they can show off to their n00b friends.

"Hey Schblade!"
"Schiggity-schiggity schwat?"
"I looked up 'Boo boo kitty fuck' on UD and there was 3 repeating defintions for it! How in the hell?"
"It is because they are n00bs."

by andr0oz13 December 8, 2003

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