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Computer Gang Bang

The act of having multiple USB cords plugged into your laptop/computer.
Bro: Dude, what are all those cords running into your laptop?
Broske: Idk, this one is connected to my phone, this is my headphones, and this one... This one shouldn't even be here...
Bro: Dude, that's a real computer Gang Bang you got going there.
by TheunknownXD June 15, 2013
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commputercation

A mark of success in communicating thoughts and ideas through a computer device. The purpose and goal of commputercating.
I get e-mails from guys all the time on OK Stupid, but there is very little in the way of commputercation going on, just a bunch of requests for photos. Ugh!
by Tour de France Girl December 7, 2013
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Computer Guy Mike

The computer guy at your company who is constantly horny, and generally clueless.
Girl, that Computer Guy Mike drunk texted me last night. What a fool!
by smooth888 February 7, 2015
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Computer

The best invention man ever created.
by TheSlangKid February 27, 2015
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Computer

An item of mystical power to which no human comprehends. Nothing will ever overpower the mystic god of modern life! It rules modern life just as much as a box of cookies rules a fat-asses life.
Holy shit, I just got a new Computer!
by CSF219 July 25, 2015
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computer

A device that had different purposes over the years:
'80-90s- a device that allowed children to understand how to code and gave them insight on how things worked, this enriched them and now they are very good adults
2000s- a device that enriches BY FAR 1% of children/ teenagers and horribly degrades the other 99%
The 1% group is the group that has used computers to find out new and interesting information, the group that will defend net neutrality in the future, the group that knows at least basic coding and understands how they are vulnerable online. The 99% group includes people who sit on social media 24/7 and those who will keep reloading the page to comment on Miley Cyrus's comment. Another portion is those who play flash games on their school issued celeron based 1.4 ghz chromebooks, and treat them like magic. These groups usually don't know what a byte is. Another group is those who always say

Dumb guy- are you reading Wikipedia?
Decent guy- yeah it is interesting
Dumb guy- OMG you are so stupid Wikipedia is the most inaccurate website on the internet, those popups on websites are so much more accurate{goes on facebook to post that X guy is reading Wikipedia}
The 99% group usually are those who respond by "GO AWAIYYY" when you tell them to DEFEND NET NEURTALITY. They respond with OMG xxx singer just broke up omg as they look at their 10th iPhone which is an iPhone 7 bought on September 8th. Spread this degradation awareness so the 1% can become 20%.
I'm on my computer
Are you 1%
OMG MYLEY CYRUS BROKE UP
Nope u are the 99%
I don't care go away
by 322997am October 3, 2016
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computer

A person or thing which is really smart and does everything for you. It is usually blue so there is a chance smurfs are computers.
Look at that computer, he is so smart!
by pseudonymousme January 31, 2017
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