Blankening

The act of choking in big games. To throw 6 plus pickles in multiple championship games. To have your scrotum rise up inside of you when the game is on the line.

We were in the championship game and blanken started blankening. We lost by 50

by Smoothcriminal21 November 6, 2017

Blanket hug

Being hugged by someone taller than you in a way that feels like you are being wrapped up in a blanket

I was feeling sad until Adam gave me a blanket hug.

by lovelydancer98 December 31, 2017

blanket law

when you have a body part hanging out from under the blanket leaving it free for the un-friendly demon dudes to completely rape it.

Dude 1:"Yo bro, I saw you breaking blanket law last night."
Dude 2:"That must be why I felt violated."

by UnderpaidRobloxStaff May 28, 2019

Blanket of death

the most fearsome piece of cloth ever

unhand me Blanket of death

by I'm not a bad slime slurp June 3, 2019

Blanker

The white person equivalent of the N word

Go back to where you came from, blanker!

by Bagelnine July 22, 2023

bum blanket

When one sits on anothers face

John gave Alister a great bum blanket

by WuddaWhist February 8, 2009

Panda Blanket

A male who is whipped by their female asian companion could be said to be wearing a "Panda Blanket."

"Hey, Ricky, you comin tonight?"
"Nawh man sorry. Sun's not feelin well i gotta go keep her company."
"Jeez Rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that Panda Blanket."

by thatkid129 April 10, 2009