Cosmic Nine Year Old

something to call someone who's is worldly but still immature. Originated with the Doctor Who fandom, calling the Doctor one. He knows a vast amount of information on the universe, but still is young at heart, and has a tendency to be immature.

DW fan 1: Did you see that part where he made the angel say "comfy chairs"?
DW fan 2: Oh yeah, what a cosmic nine year old

Yeah, I mean he's nice and smart and whatever, but he's still not grown up, he's just a cosmic nine year old

by lastofthehappyfolk June 21, 2011

for 25 years

things were the same for 25 years.

1. that shoehorn was on the dresser for 25 years.
2. i've been making soup for 25 years.
3. she ain't gonna touch my pills. i've been putting them on the table for 25 years.

by #theshitsheis June 28, 2015

painters new years

A time of the year when a painter/master painter, is so down from bad weather effecting his/her work. The painters new year was created to give painters something to look forward to.

I'm so depressed Griffin, I need something to look forward to,

Griffin: you do! It's painters new years!!

by Pommmmmy July 15, 2017

family gap year

Taking a year off from work and school to travel and experience life as a family without daily distractions.

We are taking a family gap year to spend time traveling with our kids.

by EJ Barron August 16, 2017

The Spoons Years

Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.

I’m tired at work, all the time; I can’t wait for the Spoons Years.

by Moose1184 October 28, 2018

mother of the year

What every mother dreams of winning, but is usually said in a demeaning manner

Rose: Damn, you are cooking tater tots and hot dogs for dinner again? You will definitely be mother of the year
Cher: Whatever. I have the hottest tots and dogs around.

by Butter Mike November 24, 2018

National grab homies ass year

Grab yo homies ass for a year♥️

National Grab homies ass year

by Geykumes April 15, 2019