why is there a dead pakistani on my couch 

well put simply the phrase a dead Pakistani on ones couch is referring to the case of a dead Pakistani on someones couch

John: "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch by TacticalWalrus October 6, 2016

why wassup 

Its a new thing going around on sites where you can talk to your friends like MySpace or FaceBook. You talk like someone is talking about the person and your talking about them.

Person 1: I want a "why wassup".

Person 2: Person 1? The one with the crazy hair? Lazy eve? My best friend? Yeah i know them. Why wassup?

why wassup by Monkeymanz21 November 10, 2010

Why So Serious

Originally The Joker's "thing" from the new Batman movie The Dark Knight. Ever since it came out idiots and morons alike have been using it non-stop in an attempt to be cool and "edgy".

"Lolololol why so serious? tonite ppl gon di!!111oneSHIFT"

Why So Serious by irjga;dilfujgv;jra;vi October 1, 2008

Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today 

A catchphrase coined by Whimpy in the old Popeye cartoons and comics. It was actually "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Basically, someone who uses this or a similar phrase is trying to get something on credit, and may or may not follow through in paying you back.

"Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today?"
"Because food debt doesn't have interest."

Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today by Hamelin January 28, 2007

Why wouldn't she? 

Assumptive proclamation of the obvious.

Christina called in sick.

Why wouldn't she?

Why wouldn't she? by TOM ENDRIS March 22, 2008

why you mad bro 

a response to someone when they say they are mad or are actually mad that makes them even more mad

Jim: you mad bro?

Rob: STFU FAG YOU ARE SUCH A LOW LIFE WANNA BE TROLL

Jim: why you mad bro?

Rob: FUCK YOU!!!!

why you mad bro by mabuss March 7, 2014

Why Don't We 

Why Don't We is a 5-piece boyband made up of Corbyn Besson, Daniel Seavey, Jack Avery, Jonah Marais, and Zach Herron. Although they do not call themselves a boyband they refer to a Manband. They formed their man band on September 27, 2016. They all knew each other before the band, but one, the idea came about that they should make a band, their reaction was Why Don't We. Ever since then they have been as close as brothers, they tell each other everything and love each other to death. That's not the only thing that was really random but creative in this group, they're fanbase is called limelights. The name limelights came from their first lyric in their first song "Taking You" the line says: "I need you in my life like limelight". (the music video was uploaded on my b-day 😊)

limelight 1: dude, the {man band] Why Don't We is so hot, they all have such amazing voices.
limelight 2: ikr, have you heard they're song "I Don't Belong In This Club"?
limelight 1: omg yes, maklemore raps sooo good in it.

Why Don't We by Jenna_herron1 March 30, 2019