Trumpet

A person that supports Donald Trump (aka the devil, saitan, and the fat mental wall-obsessed hair-transplanted idiot) and voted for him

YOU TRUMPET!!! YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP!!! THAT IS THE WORST MISTAKE ANYONE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD COULD DO IN THEIR LIFE!!! Not to say I diddn't vote for Trump.... BUT YOU DID!!! I would roast you right now but you inherited his fatness and won't fit in the oven anymore...

by NOAVIER April 20, 2018

wet trumpet

Getting urinated on during the act of sex either as foreplay or post sex.

She gave me a hot wet trumpet before we fucked

by Sabre17 February 18, 2017

off your trumpet

Pretty drunk. Cunted you could say.

Mate, you were off your trumpet last night. Feck. Did you see Wyatt? Nah neither did I

by Bttapepz May 22, 2008

Trumpeting

To tweet angrily about politics, like Donald Trump.

Oh, hey look. The President is trumpeting again.

by Show Bobs December 6, 2017

Philadelphia Trumpet

A news magazine in Philadelphia that sounds like a dirty sex move.

My friend asked me if I bought the Philadelphia Trumpet, and I said "No way dude, I don't pay for sex!" He said, "No, it's that magazine in Philadelphia!"

by Big G Money July 21, 2009

Trumpet

An instrument for the fails. Not as bad as clarinet but not as spazztasticly awesome as the saxophone. Trumpets are either horrid or awesome. No in between. Always get melody and always screw it up

Trumpets are horrible. Do not play the trumpet

by BabyJazmine February 1, 2010

rusty trumpet

1:Involves a woman eating out a guy's ass while concurrently tugging him off.
2:A trumpet that has been exposed to too much salty water. Probably the salt included with semen.

"Dude, I like soo got the best rusty trumpet last night. Fuck sexual intercourse."

"My trumpet is getting rather rusty. Tug over this this 2 ohm resistor instead. "Oh! 2 ohms! FASTER! Ohhh..."

by Christostorous III October 10, 2006