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An strongly altered state of mind, induced no doubt by the ingestion of chemical substances.
Geezer X: How was last night?

Geezer Y: Mate, I was absolutely cunted!!
by Phillip W Evans December 02, 2006
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very drunk
We staggered out of this bar at 2am - absolutely cunted
by Bob C December 20, 2002
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Cunted; is to be punished for a wrong doing by a person of female gender, where in they will leap up above you (or wait above doorways to cunt you unexpectedly) and drop down onto you, at which point you would then disappear into the genitalia of this female.
Jack: "You're going to be late for Physics; you're going to get cunted."
Alex: (Walks into a Physics lesson late) “Hi Miss, Sorry I am late…”
Teacher: (Cunts Alex) “And then he’s gone”.
by Jimbo-M October 08, 2011
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extremely alcoholised: regrettably.
(the next morning)
"Jesus wept, I'm cunted, did I fuck you?"
"Yes"
"Get out of my bed"
by james November 15, 2003
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The result of getting fucked and bred so relentlessly and violently by a big cock that makes a fags asshole become a sloppy cunt. Completely removing any last shred of masculinity they had left.
Person A: "Hey, did you hear Adam got cunted the other night"?
Person B: "Yeah she goes by Abby now, she's a total girly cock addicted faggot"
by Sissy Kelsi February 04, 2019
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