Throat Card

Something pulled by douchebags to try to seem like aggrieved victims when no crime is being committed, but they can't legitimately argue against something without revealing that they are douchebags.

"The tyranny of diversity, equity and inclusion is another case of the woke libs shoving their hate down our throats!!"
"Bro, stop pulling the throat card. You just want everything straight white & male."

"This bussing and integration sucks! It's not about me being a racist! The government should stop telling us how to live & stop shoving this down our throats! I don't want some niggur rubbing up against my daughter at a dance!"
"There they go. Playing the throat card again."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 13, 2025

Throat scrote

An alternate/slang term for the uvula

"What's that thing that hangs in the back of the throat? You know, the little sack?" "That's the throat scrote dude!"

by _irritant February 15, 2025

Throat Knuckle

Definition: Another name for the laryngeal prominence “also commonly referred to as the Adam’s Apple”.

It’s when you can se a trans girls Adam’s Apple.

I can’t tell if it’s a girl or not. Look to see if it has a throat knuckle.

by Dante Landry March 3, 2025

Throat Cooler

When someone puts a combination of honey and throat numbing spray on his dick before getting head in an attempt to help someone with a sore throat feel better while still getting head.

She said she had a sore throat so I didn't want to get sick but I gave her a throat cooler to help her feel better.

by tacokingtruckfcker March 24, 2025

Throat Goat

Charlie Haffenden

He just downed that drink like the throat goat

by Chester123! May 3, 2025

throat slug

When you use Vaseline in your pocket pussy but forget/don't wipe it off and then shove your member down someone's throat. (Probably making them puke). Throat slug.

I gave her the ol' throat slug. She didn't have any issues getting it down today

by Babywitchway97 May 21, 2025

Throat Plug

A blowjob often traditionally performed in Pittsburgh PA

Oh boy, Johnny gave me quite the throat plug last night.

by Dutchdevil September 19, 2025