Shonky

Shonky (adjective) - of dubious integrity, reliability, or quality; shady, unreliable, or untrustworthy.

The shonky used car salesman tried to pass off a lemon as a top-quality vehicle.

by The Shnooter January 12, 2024

Sponk

a pedophile

sponk likes kids

by Unity Man February 1, 2024

Slonk

To violently hit something

When I fell over I completely slonked my head on the ground

by AverageSizedEgg February 3, 2024

Sponkzy

Sponkzy is a meaningless adjective that is used to confuse people

Wow last night's game was quite sponkzy!

by Habsnipper February 10, 2024

Slonk

Verb / Antonym for Slink - reffering specifically to cats.

a. When a Chonky (fat) cat attempts to be sneaky or slink around the house or inside of objects. Due to thier rotund and/or chonkyness, they are unable to slink and therefore can only Slonk.

see also:

Chonky, chungus, slink

Higgins is a chonky orange cat, he tries to be a stealthy boy, but he is instead: a rotund fat fuck chungus who slonks down the stairs and cries at his empty food dish at all hours of the day.

a: "what is that dreadful noise?!"
b: "its just my cat, he's stuck in the stair railings agiain because hes fat"
a: "yeah he doesn't slink, he slonks"

by TheOrangeChungus February 15, 2024

snonky

A word used to define something as silly or ridiculous, in a playful manner.

My cat can be such a snonky bum.

by Jade Stone Alt February 22, 2024

shonkles my gonkles

it basically means: fucks me up (but without the swear)

now that really shonkles my gonkles

by the shonkle mcdonkler March 1, 2024