A Sponk is a very stupid person. A Sponk is a person that cannot comprehend their surroundings and acts like a really dumb Karen. A Sponk is just someone you don't want to talk to.
A Sponk is also an insult that can be used to describe anyone as anything.
The word was made by Nathan W, along with the other words of "dooboo" and "idot"
A Sponk is also an insult that can be used to describe anyone as anything.
The word was made by Nathan W, along with the other words of "dooboo" and "idot"
by Jeebo17 March 04, 2021
by Smurphin November 09, 2011
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by Spunk Monkey November 10, 2003
Australian immigrant group's alliterative misspelling of spank. Will be used as widely as cofefe . Refer to current major 2017 Australian debate on same sex marriage ahead of a planned plebiscite (or vote). Especially by those arguing the "No" case by using irrelevant and unrelated topics such as voting "Yes" will approve beastiality, paedophilia & poligamy, & having school children role play being sexual in some way. In this particular misuse: masturbation.
Voting for same sex marriage in Australia will result in your children learning how to "sponke" the monkey.
by Dougal of Oz September 06, 2017
sponking .to Sponk ......the art of hitting someone across their face with your erect penis until you ejaculate
by salfordave February 03, 2013
by the skaggot March 04, 2004