Smurf Jump

Shooting a rocket at your feet without jumping, resulting in a rocket jump with minimal height. Often used in the pocket soldier rollout.

Instead of going for a normal jump, I used a smurf jump to garden him.

by dogdayboy April 2, 2021

SMURF

Sexist Misogynist Undermining Real Feminism
Description for anyone who doesn't understand feminism and tries to appropriate it and empty it of its revolutionary meaning, wanting to redefine it at will. Feminism there is only one and it's Radical, by and for human females, that is Women.

Say "STFU SMURF" to all those who seek to silence feminists and their demands. Including fake woke allies or transactivists.

by Anonymous Radfem April 11, 2021

Smurfing

Smurfing the act of having sex in a porta potty doing it from behind and right when the woman's about to come you dunk her face in the blue stuff

My girlfriend's hair smelled weird because we spent the entire weekend smurfing at the park

by JCorban (Chaos) Ewin July 4, 2021

Smurf Jett

A girl who just ate a blue raspberry candy gives you head with her blue tongue

"Dude, my girl gave me a smurf jett last night it was so wild"
"Cool bro"

by womanizer3000 August 7, 2021

Smurffin

Smurffin- is a type of narcotic " bluz"

Hey dog let's go smurffin around

by k187c October 27, 2021

Smurf jam

When a midget creams

“Yo bro I just bucked a midget and her shit was Smurf jamming 👻”

by anonymous April 20, 2022

Smurfenburg

Smurfenburg Von Dach is a lawyer, fraudster, and bitch-theif. He is a meme but also a criminal notorious of bitch-theft. He is pretty dope, he is the man in the 'pondering my orb' meme.

Adam: "Yo is that Smurfenburg?"
Jacob: "Oh fucknuts it is him! Run!"

by Smurfenburg May 8, 2022