Slucka

A bird(duck)mixed with the term Slut.Mostly used towards Women in an offensive way.

You ain't nothing but a broke ass SLUCKA.

by Jasz August 19, 2003

Smack the Smurf

The act of facilitating a collision between one's motor vehicle a Mark IV Volkswagen Golf TDI painted in a specific shade of blue. This act generally occurs in conjunction with foul weather conditions. However, its true and ostensibly more vituperative meaning remains veiled in secrecy; known only to a select group of American Ex patriots and German nationals residing in the Stuttgart area.

Usage 1
Person A: "You look down, what's wrong?"
Person B: "Yeah... it's sleeting out and I totally thought I had enough room in the lot but sure enough *bam!* Smack the Smurf."
Person A: "Sucks man"

Usage 2
Person A: "So uh did you...?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, totally smacked the smurf"
Person C: "Niiiiiiice"

by Darakuron December 23, 2007

smack sock

sock used to masturbate into

i need to wash my smack sock cuz i used it last night

by whoathebliss January 8, 2009

shucky durn

a way of saying "well, how do you like that?!" or "well, I'll be damned!"

It is an expression of surprise which can be used to to show sudden, unexpected delight or light hearted disappointment.

"Shucky durn! I had totally forgot that Ben and Jerry ice-cream was on sale two for one! Let's stock up!"

by semeiotike August 2, 2009

sfucked

The act of bring stuck or lodged in any sexual activity.

Jake was very sfucked when his dick was lodged inside Isabelle's ass and got stuck.

by bmax256 May 14, 2014

pecker smack

The action of a male using his genitals to smack a (fe)male in the face, also called a "mushroom stamp"

"So, what did you guys do when you got home?"
"Oh, not a whole lot, she was randy so I gave her a pecker smack."

by capilla27 January 19, 2009

fag smack

(verb) To hit another across the face with a lit cigarette in hand. Similar to a 'bitch slap' but to greater effect.

"Hassle me about smoking again and I'll fag smack you"

by sundaycoma May 23, 2009