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In lieu of calling someone an ***hole.
When said with careful inflection, the intention can be conveyed.

May aslo be used to ecape consequences of calling someone an ***hole.
1) You are being such a Hassle right now.
2) No. I said you're a Hassle, not an ***hole.
by OX_Bigly August 02, 2016
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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An insult with the intention of annoying someone, making fun of them, or making them feel bad.
Nick always came up with a hassle using some clever pun that made everyone laugh, and Mark responded with some crappy hassle that usually began with the words "your momma".

Adam made so many hassles about Paul that he was awarded a Guiness World Record.

Pete told his sister a hassle, making her cry.
by Bloopy July 25, 2006
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Guy 1: Why aint you got a girlfriend mate?
Guy 2: Too much fucking hassle
by Dyaaar December 13, 2009
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In an office environment, a group of project or program managers
I knew when I saw the hassle of PMs heading my way that my day was about to get randomized.
by Kermitina February 01, 2018
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Term of endearment used by males to refer to girlfriend/wife. Only to be used in conjuction with "the", as in "The Hassle". Variations include all derivatives of the word hassle, such as the "Hoff" (David Hasslehoff), Beckster (Matt Hasslebeck), and Trenton (Trenton Hassell, NBA player)
I am down to kick but the hassle wants to go home already.
by Kewllayz September 18, 2007
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