Trump Problem

The problem where-in a body part is smaller or much much smaller than that of normal humans.

e.g. The President attempted to go bowling, but couldn't grip the bowling ball due to Trump Problems.

e.g. The man attempted to bring the woman to climax, but was unable due to his Trump Problem.

by Gobel? February 22, 2017

such a problem

when your in a situation that ruins a good night or holds you back from having a good night.

going to get a friend from work, planning on going out...
friends mom is home so they cant go out.... ohhh such a problem

have directions to a party but a road is blocked of to get there.... such a problem

by suchaproblem March 16, 2012

First World Problems

When the only people you can talk to are your best friend and a sexy blonde...

Disney princesses have some real first world problems!

by TheMightyOwl May 8, 2020

The Bus Problem

More interesting than the Trolley problem because A. I'm a genius and B. You have an actual stake in the outcome

Hym "Here is 'The Bus Problem.' (and I think this is analogous to our current political climate) You and 5 other people are on a bus. The driver is headed towards a cliff. You are moving too fast to reasonably attempt to wrestle the wheel from the driver (as any resistance would likely result in you crashing the bus and killing everyone including yourself) You possess a gun and your attempts to reason with the driver have fallen on deaf ears. At what point are you (reasonably) justified in killing the driver to gain control of the bus? How close to the edge to you have to allow him to get before killing him is justifiable? And how much time to you try to spend reasoning with him after the threat of violence fails?"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

First World Problems

Problems almost unique to or prevalent in the first world, which actually refers to the US. These problems include:
- medical debt
- extreme poverty
- identity theft
- credit card fraud
- fake news
- queueing forever in cars for “fast food” and coffee
- conspiracy theories
- gun violence
- normalised bigotry and misogyny
- institutionalised corruption
- extreme bureaucracy

It took forever to get my gronday lartay with that line of cars … dang first world problems!

by kiwibiker April 22, 2022

Sounds like a you problem

A normal quote that elise does not own

“Sounds like a you problem”
“That’s my quote”
“You didn’t make it💀”

by .eliseeehaterrr April 7, 2021

difference between attacking people and problems

in our modern soc-med world, a very important moral quality that you absolutely cannot, and will never be able to, buy at the local Walmart.

the main reason the 2016 campaign rhetoric was so vitriolic and insidious was that both presidential nominees didn't know, or didn't bother to learn, the difference between attacking people and problems.

by Sexydimma October 1, 2018