professional procrastinator

a person who charges hourly rates for their work and always procrastinates, getting more money from the job.

Wouldnt reccomend it, the last one i got was a professional procrastinator

by Jacknauf May 2, 2011

war protester

Someone who is against war when a Republican president is in office!

Otherwise they don't make a peep.

see the word hypocrite

by A. Former Democrat April 10, 2004

Professional Platter Rejuvenator

A fancy word for dishwasher, used to make your job sound more complicated than what it really is.

Aren't you a dishwasher?", "No, I am a Professional Platter Rejuvenator.

by Nathanial CW September 9, 2010

professoress

when you are talking to a female professor of yours you can use this for comic relief. it is joke on on using the word professor to call both female and male humans ;) by specifying using "ess".

you go to her and say:
-"Excuse me, professor..ess"
-"Just professor, a-thank you very much"

as if there's a female version of professor like there is in latin languages
e.g professora, professor

professor Linda: can i help you?
Charlie Student: oh hi, professoress, or are you a doctor-ess already? did you ever get you're phd?

by dionysuswinedudeheyoh September 29, 2010

Professional troll

A hideous creature that hides under bridges and hands out business cards.

A bridge dwelling businessmen is a Professional Troll

by FFFFFFFFFFFF November 15, 2012

Professional

An individual who is extremely good at something, who performs a job better than the average person.

Donald Trump is an asshole. Pat, on the other hand, is a PROFESSIONAL asshole. He is the type of person to waive a homeless person to his car while holding up money, and then drive away laughing.

by that homeless guy December 7, 2017

asshole professor

Janna Maranas

Who is the worst professor? The asshole professor

by JannaMaranas May 23, 2016