POMF

Poop On My Face- a phrase used to express frustration, sadness or a general upset-ness at the world.

"I heard we have an in-class essay tomorrow that no one prepared for or knew about that counts for 95% of our grade!"

"POMF"

by vballer16 September 21, 2011

pooface

>someone who is very mean. Almost like a back stabber
>Someone who is really ugly, poos alot.

Edna ross has a really bad pooface.

by brianna g February 9, 2008

pomf

abbreviation for "poop on my face".

It started as a phrase said in times of exasperation between two friends in a suburban area of upstate new york. Since then, it has spread like the swine flu. It can be seen sported on t-shirts worn by only the coolest high school students.

Person one: Ughhhhhhhhh I have to study for an AP test. POMF!
Person two: aw man, yes, POYF!

by dontpomf January 2, 2010

poofta

The aftersmell of a fart. Usually follows the farter.

Holy God, Marc! What a poofta!

by Liam, Bitches November 19, 2004

Volksy poof

One who loves his volkswagon, but is clearly a butt fucking fairy man.

Chris: Look at my new Volksy.

Passer by: Your a Volksy poof!

by Don't swear at me! March 30, 2010

Pomofrito

Pomegranite flavored fritos

I opened a variety pack of chips and found a pack of pomofritos

by Blerry February 8, 2009

poof

V. when someone is hit by an extremely weak force and the person who created the force thinks they are really strong

My brother poofed me to prove a point, I laughed.

by A1R DOG November 9, 2009