Definitions by dontpomf

pomf 

abbreviation for "poop on my face".

It started as a phrase said in times of exasperation between two friends in a suburban area of upstate new york. Since then, it has spread like the swine flu. It can be seen sported on t-shirts worn by only the coolest high school students.

Person one: Ughhhhhhhhh I have to study for an AP test. POMF!
Person two: aw man, yes, POYF!

pomf by dontpomf January 2, 2010

poyf 

abbreviation for "poop on your face"

often said following POMF.

Person 1:"when your pooping on my face, don't POMF!"
Person 2: uhh(??) yeah, i'm still going to poyf.

poyf by dontPOMF January 2, 2010